Those Godless Socialists – How The Democratic Party Is Destroying Freedom By Providing Affordable Health Care

It’s over. No more democracy. Can the last one out please turn off the lights?

In an historic vote that will forever change the course of American history, the Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives passed a major health reform bill that will provide health coverage for tens of millions of Americans. These spineless, godless socialists — who voted on God’s special day, Sunday — have decimated 200 plus years of democracy. Even worse, they have destroyed any incentive people would have to put their meager savings into a health savings plan or purchase better insurance. As for the tens of millions of people who will now get health insurance, well, if God wanted them to have health insurance in the first place, God would have provided it. We’re going to see a flood of immigrants coming for free health care, in addition to the already free education, the free and open gun market, the free welfare checks, the free legal advocacy from the likes of the ACLU (thank GOODNESS we got rid of ACORN…talk about godlessness!).

We can be thankful, though, that we now know what party REALLY cares about the people and its democracy. I’m referring to the Republicans. Not A SINGLE ONE voted for this health reform bill. That shows you how much they love the people (even the uninsured!!) and how much they love our country, how much they love democracy. They rather see 40 million people remain uninsured, they rather see 50% or more of personal bankruptcies result from medical expenses (and this happens to people WITH insurance), they rather see 24,000 (or more!!) deaths per year attributable to a lack of health insurance. They rather see all of this than to institute (excuse me a moment while I cry….okay…I’m back) a national-level socialist regime.

I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for the next election. We need the Republicans to get rid of this godless piece of legislation. Hopefully they will fix the remaining problems of this country. I want to see Republicans make this country great again!! Here is my proposal for the Republican agenda of 2012 and beyond:

Republicans should:

1. Eliminate minimum wage (this will increase employment, since labor costs will be lower)
2. Eliminate Social Security (the word “social” should already indicate how anti-democratic this is. At the minimum, revive the earlier proposal of at least allowing people to put their social security money in a safe investment, like the stock market)
3. Eliminate civil rights (racism is over, everyone knows it so we don’t needs this legislation anymore)
4. Eliminate taxes on the upper 1% of the population (restore the incentive for this oppressed minority to create jobs that make America strong)
5. Eliminate unneccesary regulations (do we need separate departments and laws to monitor the environment, food and drugs, nuclear energy and so on? Let the free market perform its magic. If people find a “canal of love” in their local playground, or they find that they don’t like the effects of thalidomide and e. coli, then allow them — as consumers — to make the choices necessary to penalize the companies. We don’t need the government to be doing this)
6. Eliminate all gun control laws (the constitution says we have the right to bear arms!! Really!! It does!! Go read it for yourself!)

The only problem I can foresee for the next presidential election is who to vote for. Sarah Palin? Michelle Bachmann? Glenn Beck? Bert Stupak?

The above post was approved by the National Sarcasm Society. The addition below, though, is NOT meant to be sarcastic.

Below Added on Mar 22 2010 @ 2:20PM EDST

Special Message from the G.O.P. to the 50 Million Uninsured Americans: F**K You!

Or, as Senator DeMint put it:

TEXT of Senator DeMint’s bill to Repeal ObamaCare:

To repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. REPEAL.

The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, and the amendments made by that Act, are repealed.

Source: DeMint to Introduce Bill to Repeal Health Care Bill

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