Are you having trouble finding the perfect job?
If YES,
then
GET READY FOR SOME GREAT NEWS!
I’m about to share with you
THE SECRET to Landing the Perfect Job.
After
FORTY YEARS OF EXTENSIVE RESEARCH
I have discovered
HOW TO FIND THE PERFECT JOB!
All You Need To Do Is Follow
FOUR SIMPLE STEPS
You Must Follow
These FOUR SIMPLE STEPS
In The Exact Order
They Have Been Presented.
How Hard Could That Be? Even An ADHDer Can Do It!
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ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS?
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HERE ARE THE
FOUR SIMPLE STEPS
TO FINDING THE PERFECT JOB
- Get a wife. The ideal wife is one that earns enough money to support the entire family and whose job provides health insurance. (Don’t skip this step…it’s very important!)
- Jump from career to career. Start out with any career you like. After a few years, start a new career, then another and another. Do this for at least twenty years.
- Start a home based business. After twenty years of career jumping, it’s time to become an entrepreneur and a start a business. (Fun fact! Entrepreneur is a French word that means “to enter poverty.”) Tell your wife (you did get a wife like I suggested, right?) it’s a non-profit business. That way she does not get upset when, after ten years, you still haven’t made any profit.
- Be sure that your old business partner gets a job with a wonderful company. (Did I forget that part? One of your businesses should include a business partner but you must dissolve the partnership after two years.) Suggest to your old business partner that he get a job with a great company. Then have him call you in for an interview with the bosses who decide, on the spot, to hire you.
There You Go!
It’s That SIMPLE!
What Are You Waiting For?
Get Out There
And
Find Your
PERFECT JOB!!
Legal Disclaimer: The phrases “four simple steps,” “what are you waiting for,” and “forty years of extensive research” are not meant to be taken literally. Your actual mileage may vary. When in doubt, check it out.† The secret revealed here may contain chemicals known to cause cancer to Californians.
† The phrase, “when in doubt, check it out,” was uttered by Terri Perry in Puglia’s Restaurant.
