Listen my Children and You shall Hear,
About a Confession to Make that I Hold so Dear.
It is Not Easy for Me to Say this Out Loud,
‘Bout the Very Thing of Which I Was Not Proud.
It Came Upon Me Like a Bolt of Lightning,
And the Realization, it was Very Frightening.
It is True what they say ’bout the Toves in the Wabe.
It is True what they say ’bout the Borogoves and Waves.
It is True what they say ’bout the Plates that they Shift.
It is True what they say, ADHD is a Gift.
It is why I am Sexy.
It is why I am Smart.
It is why I say “Flatulence.”
It is why I don’t say “Fart.”
This Brilliant Reality is What I Now See.
It is What makes me so Witty,
It is What makes Me be Me.
My Praise to the Lord for this Wonderful Gift.
It is what Makes me so Special,
It is what Makes me Full of Shit.
Happy April Fool's Day