People Google The Darndest Things

People search for the darnedest things and their search terms show up in a web site's statistics. I've pulled out a few interesting search terms (in italics below) that have shown up in this site's statistics. Oh…I've also provided the answer that was sought.

  • sexes enormous – See "girlfriend, zoftik."1
  • surgeon discomfort discussing sex  – No surprise there. Probably makes sense to first wait for the anaesthesia to wear off.
  • shoot for the cure – Believe me…I've thought of that cure. ;)
  • adult adhd deregulation – Is it handled by OSHA or the CDC?

  1. Zoftik – a description of someone who isn't obese but has “something to grab on to'', such as large thighs. Source: Yiddish and Hebrew Words.
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