Corrections & Retractions

• On March 11, 2010 in the post 3 Steps to Conquering ADD ADHD & How Women Can Regain Those Shapely Curves, I implied that someone’s suggested cure for ADHD was one of the funniest thing I ever read. I regret to say that this statement is incorrect. The funniest cure for ADHD is being offered by Dr. Bob DeMaria who, within 18 days, can cure your ADHD. I believe he also said he can improve your credit score but, please, don’t quote me on that one.
• On February 17, 2009 in the post Unwrapping The Sales Manure, I implied that there is a website called Unwrapping the Gift of ADD and that this website was really unwrapping sales manure. The website no longer exists. They must have run out of manure.
• On March 29, 2010 in the post Ask the Rabbi: “Are Thin Mints and Ring Jells Reflections of the Platonic Form of Scrumptious Food? And Where Do Samoas Fit Into This Schema?”, the question “Where Do Samoas Fit Into This Schema?” was never answered by the Rabbi. We contacted Rabbi Kardashian. He claims no knowledge of the post or the question itself and, furthermore, implied that the whole post was based on lies. We replied, “Oh yeah?!” He replied, “Yeah!” We have agreed to fight it out in the schoolyard on April 1, 2010.
• Numerous posts over the years, filed under the category Gift or Curse, have implied that ADHD is not a gift. We would like to state, once and for all, that ADHD is a gift. It also comes with many wonderful accessories, such as depression, anxiety and uncontrollable anger.

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