Change Your Brain, Change Your Wife!

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Men across the United States are saying “AMEN!” after reading Daniel G. Amen‘s latest book, Change Your Brain, Change Your Wife. The sequel to his path breaking book, Change Your Brain, Change Your Life, Dr. Amen’s techniques rely on the intimate connection between mind, brain and reality. By utilizing the exercises described by Dr. Amen, you will be able to fool your deep limbic system into thinking you are deeply in love with your wife no matter what she may look like, no matter how badly she treats you. With Dr. Amen’s brain exercises you can live many happy years WITHOUT having to get divorced. Don’t believe this is possible? Here’s a real life example from the book.

Joe S. (not his real name) married his high school sweetheart. After ten years of marriage and two children he realized that the sweet little woman he married has become the commandant of the household, a real life Miss Trunchbull. After extensive therapy, Dr. Amen showed Joe S. how he could turn his Trunchbull wife into a hot T-Mobile spokesperson. By employing “deep limbic system” exercises Joe S. fooled himself into believing that his wife looks hot and provides the best sex ever. To the rest of the world she still looks like and behaves like Miss Trunchbull. However, since reality is all in the mind, Dr. Amen’s techniques allowed Joe S. to convince himself that his wife looks just like Catherine Zeta-Jones. It is now seven years later and, Dr. Amen is proud to report, Joe S. is a stay-at-home dad, taking care of  his five children while his wife has pursued a career as a principal at a nearby private school.

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Editor’s Note: I contacted Dr. Amen to find out if there will there be a book like this for women. Dr. Amen said, with some regret, “Women are not as easily fooled as men. Their only road to happiness is to divorce the bum and find someone better.”

  • http://www.ADHDRollerCoaster.org Gina Pera

    haha!

    How about Change Your Brain, Change Your Socks.

  • http://18channels.blogspot.com Katy B.

    OMFG I thought this was real…OOPS! Heeeeee…my brain is post-semester fried!

  • betsy davenport, phd

    Change Your Socks, Pick Up the Dirty Ones. This week.

  • Jeff

    Hmmm…what’s with the obsession with socks?

  • http://addmsorboth.blogspot.com/ Scott Hutson

    I think wives are a little OWS at times Jeff. They will “Sock It To Ya” if ya don’t change em.

  • http://addmsorboth.blogspot.com/ Scott Hutson

    I have an idea! “Change Your Brain and Wear Moccasins!” (w/o socks…play it safe).

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