Texting for Senior Citizens
So…your mother, grandmother, aunt, uncle or other elderly relative has finally gotten a cell phone and they’ve started texting. Unfortunately, many of the common texting abbreviations don’t apply to their particular situation. Here’s a modified lists of abbreviations for use by the 65 & older crowd. ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: [...]
PDF Should I Rename My Blog?
Based on the keyword searches that are used to find my blog, I am seriously thinking about renaming my blog. Here’s the possible new name: Julie Bowen’s Boobs Breasts Tits Butt Sex Video and Judaica. You may be wondering how I came up this new name. Well, a few months back I posted a piece [...]
Don’t Lick Your Balls & Other Important Advice
Committing Suicide? Be Sure To Only Use New Bullets Don’t Lick Your Balls Licking your golf ball clean may be more than just an unappealing habit — it can lead to liver disease, an Irish expert warned Wednesday. One golfer who preferred using his tongue to a wet cloth developed hepatitis when he licked strong [...]
Advice for Living a Healthy Lifestyle
It’s easy to stay healthy. Just follow these simple rules. A suggested diet plan appears after this list of rules. Drink eight glasses of water a day. Drink three cups of green tea per day. Drink acai berry juice and pomegranate juice. Have a daily helping of tomatoes, kale, spinach, broccoli, cauliflower, flax seed, almonds, [...]
DeLaVerita Reports: Jeff’s ADD Mind Twitter Ranking is 2,195,947 Out Of 7,278,519
Huffington Post’s (HP) crack news team has done it again, providing us with the most timely, up-to-date and important news. In their latest news scoop, HP provides a list of the most most followed Tweeters (Most Followed On Twitter: #140 Most POPULAR Tweeters). Not seeing Jeff’s ADD Mind ranked within that top 140 followed Tweeters, [...]
Intelligent Design: The Magazine for Creationists & Anti-Darwinists
What if God had created a magazine? Perhaps it would look something like this. Click on image to enlarge. Print PDF
What Is “Borderline Personality Disorder”?
Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) BPD is a mental illness that affects people within particular localized geographical areas. Patients with BPD exhibit signs of “border obsession.” Diagnosis A patient with BPD will exhibit all three of the following symptoms obsessive concern with border control obsessive concern with border crossings obsessive concern with the flow of illegal [...]
What is Twitter?
This eye-opening documentary explores the “real” history of Twitter, from early Twitter technology to an examination of the use of Twitter at important moments in history. See more videos Additional information on Twitter About.com has a nice introductory overview Ready to hit yourself over the head with a ton of Twitter information? See this entry [...]
I Wonder…
wonder… If I go to that crappy school, will I really live forever? Do Pugs speak Pug Latin? Is there a point in time and space where the sidewalk actually ends? Does everyone’s bologna have a first name? Where’s that nickel? Did Jimmy give it to his sweetheart or did Miss Crabtree grab it for [...]
