Answers To Your Questions, Part 73

Posted by Jeff on April 17, 2010 · View Comments

Veritas vos liberabit

Search terms are really questions in disguise. The items in bold are the search terms that I found in this website’s statistics. I’ve provided the answers that, I assume, those people were looking for.

is adhd a gift – Yes it is! And if you like that gift, can I interest you in the gift of anorexia? It will go a long way to help you control that weight problem of yours.
adhd and sexuality – Sorry…you’re at the wrong website. You want to see his website.
add does not exist – That’s correct. It does not exist. In fact, the whole thing is a conspiracy concocted by the pharmaceutical industry who had a drug and invented a disease that it could cure. If you believe that poppycock, then you’ll want to visit this website.
add|adhd|hyperactivity sex|pornography|sexual – That about sums it up. Now please excuse me while I go back to reviewing my private collection of pictures.
$20 manure gift – I hope that’s not one of my relatives trying to figure out what to get me for Christmas.
multi-tasking deficiency disorder – I believe that will be in DSM VII.

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http://addmsorboth.blogspot.com/ Scott Hutson

Love that pic….. We will be searching for the “Arc of the Google” someday!. That’s my “Prophecy Gift of A.D.H.D.” …(so many gifts to choose from, so I invented a new one to make A.D.H.D. even better than before)
Jeff

I have a post for next month that talks about another “gift” you may want.
http://www.ADHDRollerCoaster.org Gina Pera

ACK!!!!! HILARIOUS! And yet, so entirely appropriate. It just …..works, ya know?

Wish I’d had ya’;ll with me at the farmer’s market this morning, Jeff and Scott. Some meditation guru saw my ADHD Aware t-shirt and really laid into me with the meditation-is-the-answer and medication-is-evil stuff. You two could have provided backup and, moreover, seen me in action. I’ve gotten quite expert at dealing with these lulus.

My husband says I need to write a blog post on it, so I guess I will.

All I wanted, though, was strawberries and watermelon radishes. Sheesh.
http://addmsorboth.blogspot.com/ Scott Hutson

Gina, that would have been fun! I’m getting a picture in my head of Jeff talking in an exaggerated NY accent, and me doing the same, but in a exaggerated Okie accent and You could interpret Then we all could “Chant” together….”LuuuuuuLuuuuuu,LuuuuuuuLuuuuu,LuuuuuL……..”
Jeff

Wadda ya mean, New Yawk accent?
http://www.ADHDRollerCoaster.org Gina Pera

lolol!!! Our accents — New York, Okie, Mississippi Delta — would be our super powers! We’d have had his head spinning in uber-yogi fashion!

The guy was really creepy. Tall and good-looking, nice hair — rather distinguished in appearance. And a very cool, detached customer. Someone who could really be a powerful emotional/psychological bully, IMHO.
Jeff

Nice hair? I hate that!!
http://www.ADHDRollerCoaster.org Gina Pera

lol! Yeah, I know. But REALLY nice hair….thick, wavy, salt and pepper. Still a jerk, though!
http://addmsorboth.blogspot.com/ Scott Hutson

Don’t get all bowed up thar Hoss, aint nuthin but a thang I reckon. …Bodda Bing Bodda Boom…gotcha.
http://addmsorboth.blogspot.com/ Scott Hutson

Emotional/Psychological Bully! Gina, I like that way of describing! That could be used to describe many ppl and subjects…..Political,religion,media,etc……You hit a Grand Slam with that one!